Eachd ay we offer s ample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Germany, Der Spiegel: “Half Hearted Promises”
Take your choice –Obama or Republicans?
Sweden, The Local: ‘Man Loses Finger At McDonald’s Drive Through”
I wonder in which sandwich it will turn up.
South Africa, Argus: “Reporter Behind Toilet Intruder”
Far behind, I hope.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Endangered Species Can Be Saved”
Gee, then there is hope for we humans
UK, The Independent: “Police Wrongly Identify Dead Body”
It was really alive.
UAE, Khaleej Times: “Man Not Father Of Abandoned Child”
He is the mother
Australia, Brisbane Times: “Mayor’s Trousers Fall Down”
This is one way to prove you have nothing to hide.
UK, Guardian: “Clegg Wants Public To Battle Red Tape”
With scissors, I assume.
Russia, Moscow Times: “Untalented Need Not Apply”
I guess that eliminates most congressmen.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Paris Hilton Arrested”
There are laws in Canada about boring people.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Oysters Invade Coastal Waters”
I guess George Bush would invade Iran which has no oysters.