Eachd ay we offer s ample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Germany, Der Spiegel: “Half Hearted Promises”
Take your choice –Obama or Republicans?

Sweden, The Local: ‘Man Loses Finger At McDonald’s Drive Through”
I wonder in which sandwich it will turn up.

South Africa, Argus: “Reporter Behind Toilet Intruder”
Far behind, I hope.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Endangered Species Can Be Saved”
Gee, then there is hope for we humans

UK, The Independent: “Police Wrongly Identify Dead Body”
It was really alive.

UAE, Khaleej Times: “Man Not Father Of Abandoned Child”
He is the mother

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Mayor’s Trousers Fall Down”
This is one way to prove you have nothing to hide.

UK, Guardian: “Clegg Wants Public To Battle Red Tape”
With scissors, I assume.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Untalented Need Not Apply”
I guess that eliminates most congressmen.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Paris Hilton Arrested”
There are laws in Canada about boring people.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Oysters Invade Coastal Waters”
I guess George Bush would invade Iran which has no oysters.