HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden, The Local: “Parents Fined For Nameless Child”
Why not call him, “Nameless?”

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Bring On Clauses”
Yo, ho, ho.

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “9 Months, 300 Lashes”
If it is nine months jail and 300 lashes, it has to be Saudi Arabia.

Qatar, Gulf Times: “Police Steal From Child Charity”
They simply wanted to steal from the poor and give to the rich.

South Africa, Argus: “Cop Fined For Raping Sister”
“Rapist Gets Two Life Sentences”
No comment.

China, China Daily: “China Holds MIlitary Drill In Yellow Sea”
Did China get permission from the Yellow Sea to hold a military drill?

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Sex And Crash”
Don’t you know it is not safe to f–k and drive?

Canada, Toronto Star: “Recession Proof Business”
I can name two– gambling and prostitution.

USA, NY Post: ‘Naked Cowboy In Wrangle With Naked Cowgirl”
I guess something she said got him up tight and raised for a fight.