Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

USA. NY Post: “Lying Nun Begs For Criminals”
I believe she has some bad habits.

China, China Daily: “Respect Dignity And Prostitutes”
After all, they serve in the US Congress.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Communion For Dog”
Some days a priest leads a dog’s life.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Cops Haul Naked Couple Out Of Bed”
If you are doing to do it, have the guts to be public.

UK, Guardian: “Reopened Baths”
Someone will make a splash with this reopening.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Bank Robber In Clown Pants”
He sure wasn’t clowning around on this job.

Ireland, Independent: “Con Man Jailed”
If he got jailed, he sure isn’t much of a con man.

South Africa, Argus: “Health Healer Dies”
Healer, heal thyself.

Sweden, The Local: “Church Wants Ban On Swearing”
God damn it, mind your own business!

UK, The Independent: “Catalonia Bans Bullfighting”

USA, New York Daily News: “Charlie Rangel Charged”
Try wrangling out of this one.