Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
USA. NY Post: “Lying Nun Begs For Criminals”
I believe she has some bad habits.
China, China Daily: “Respect Dignity And Prostitutes”
After all, they serve in the US Congress.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Communion For Dog”
Some days a priest leads a dog’s life.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Cops Haul Naked Couple Out Of Bed”
If you are doing to do it, have the guts to be public.
UK, Guardian: “Reopened Baths”
Someone will make a splash with this reopening.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Bank Robber In Clown Pants”
He sure wasn’t clowning around on this job.
Ireland, Independent: “Con Man Jailed”
If he got jailed, he sure isn’t much of a con man.
South Africa, Argus: “Health Healer Dies”
Healer, heal thyself.
Sweden, The Local: “Church Wants Ban On Swearing”
God damn it, mind your own business!
UK, The Independent: “Catalonia Bans Bullfighting”
USA, New York Daily News: “Charlie Rangel Charged”
Try wrangling out of this one.