HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Married To The Mob”
Lobbyists working with Congress.

South Africa, Argus: “Runaway Tiger”
I guess he is heading for one of his former girl friends.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Global Warming”
This is one hot story.

Russia, Moscow Times: “US Releases Photos Of Russian Spies”
At the outdoor barbecue, or shopping or in the swimming pool in search of secret documents.

USA, Army Times: “Dinner for Schmucks”
Any gathering of the Republican party.

UK, The Independent: “Stripper Held For Fraud Charges”
At least, unlike Congressmen, she shows it all, and has nothing to hide.

China, China Daily: “Doc Has Sex With Patient”
He was just trying to relax her without using drugs.

USA, New York Post: “Bristol and Levi Call It Quits”
I guess the third time they get engaged is it or not it.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Police Identify Body In River”
It was indeed a human body.

Sweden, The Local: “Prince Held For Drunken Driving”
He just didn’t realize what was in Cinderella’s shoe.

UK, Guardian: ‘Lindsay Lohan Released From Jail:
The non-story of the month.