Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Are They Really Here?”
Sorry, intelligent life forms have yet to arrive on planet Earth.

South Africa, Argus: “I Didn’t Say That”
If it an any element of logic, then definitely it was not said by a Republican.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Canada’s Best Restrooms”
We worry about shitting when people lack money for food so they can shit.

China, China Daily: “China Keeps Low Profile On Prostitutes”
That is one way to protect members of Congress.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Women Want Home Delivered Sex”
Yours truly, is available seven days a week, eight hours a day.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Rugby Player Brings Knife On Field”
That is one way to cut through the opposing team.

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Seven Man Gang Gets 4,320 Lashes”
Don’t the lashers get tired?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Concerns About Cemetery Rules”
I assume these are grave concerns.

Sweden, The Local: ‘Pope To Charge Pilgrims”
I don’t think this system entails any progress for pilgrims.