Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “To Work Or Not To Work”
This is not something said by fourteen million unemployed Americans

Australia, Brisbane Times: “With Friends Like These”
Defenders of Barack Obama who has failed to defend poor people.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Feast Violators Face Jail”
I thought it was a feast, not a famine.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Man Dies At Sauna Contest”
I assume this was one hot contest.

Sweden, The Local: “Princess Takes Bribe”
She accepted the other shoe in order to return to the party.

South Africa, Argus: “Allah Sent Me To Rob Money”
From infidels?

UK, The Independent: ‘Pope Acts Against Incest Priests”
The key word is “acts.”

Russia, Moscow Times: “Wendy’s/Arby’s Enter Russia”
Oops, obesity rates will shortly rise.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Women Faked Cancer, Raised $20,000″
I wonder what she would raise if she faked her death.

USA, Army Times: “Last Iowa Guardsmen Head For Afghanistan”
“Last Two Foreign Dead Arrive From Afghanistan
No comment.