Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden, The Local: “Berry Pickers Arrested For Locking Up Bosses”
Shouldn’t they just have squashed them?

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Ask Psychic To Find Carmen”
Why ask him, go to the opera house.

South Africa, Argus: “I Don’t Trust Him”
Those who voted for Barack Obama.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Shopsky’s Jumbo Franks Recalled”
I’ll have you know Stopsky’s buns are not Jumbo and have not been recalled!

UK,The Independent: “I’m Taking The Office To China”
Along with the jobs, I assume?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Danes In Paris Charged With Public Nudity”
Would you guys try St. Louis the next time?

UAE, Khaleej Times: “Lohan Mom Blames Judge”
I suspect the mirror would reveal the real culprit.

Netherlands, Dutch News: “Scientists Get Together”

Germany, Der Spiegel: “Matador Who Cheated Death”
Sounds like a bull shit story to me.