Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: ‘no More Non-Western Immigrants”
We only accept aliens from other planets.

Canada, Toronto Star: “30,000 Evacuated From Lourdes”
When God says, “no more miracles,” it is time to get the hell out of there!

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Topless Coffee Shop”
I assume it has fresh milk.

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “I’ve Lost Ghazi”
Heck, the Israelis have lost Gaza.

UK,The Independent: “Bogus Bride And Groom”
No sweat, they had a bogus minister.

South Africa, Argus: “Family Set For Exorcism”
Sorry, Mr. Beck, even your family can’t stand your bullshit.

Ireland, Independent: “God vs Bank As Nuns Sue”
I don’t see the problem for a bank if nuns get donations from tellers.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Shot In Head, Drives To Hospital”
Big deal, George Bush had a hole in his brain and he drove the nation to bankruptcy.

Sweden, The Local: “Propose Metro Butlers”
Will they stand for me?

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Dying Man’s Suicide”
I think he should be put on trial for murder.