Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Bears Guard Pot Crop”
We can term them bears on high.

Sweden, The Local: “One Foot In Grave”
Barack Obama?

Finland, Sanomat: “Cathedral Broken Into”
I guess God took it on the lam.

South Africa, Argus: “Students Teach Others While Teachers Strike”
This is one way to raise teaching standards.

Singapore, Straits Times: “US Wants Merchant Of Death”
I’m glad they finally are after Rush Limbaugh.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Blackberry Users Seek Alternative”
Have you tried strawberries.

USA, Army Times: “Change In Dog Policy”
I give it three bow,wows.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Germany Seeks Solution To Can Problem
Nicht can do.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Memory Damage Reversed In Mice”
Of mice and men, hopefully.

Singapore, Straits Times: “Robber Caught In 3 Hours”
Why so long?