Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Canada, Toronto Star: “I Never Suspected, Erin Woods”
You are the only one who didn’t.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Don’t Worry If You Talk To Your Dog”
He makes more sense than talking with Glenn Beck.
UK, The Independent: “Fine Imposed After Whale Kills Trainer”
I think this is a whale story.
Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Peace In The Middle East”
The question is piece of what?
Sweden, The Local: “Orgasm Church Flops”
Not with perverts like me.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Fence Separates Senior From Thugs”
Wow, that should calm down the thugs.
Czech Republic, Prague Post: “Approve Homeless Plan”
This should speed up people becoming homeless.
Norway, Norway Post: “Buy Before You Die”
There are no sale days in Heaven.
South Africa, Argus: “Cops Shot At Bull Run”
Sounds like a lot of bull to me.
USA, New York Post: “Obama Addresses Christian Faith Questions”
I’m glad he has faith in something after all the personal attacks.