Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Canada, Toronto Star: “I Never Suspected, Erin Woods”
You are the only one who didn’t.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Don’t Worry If You Talk To Your Dog”
He makes more sense than talking with Glenn Beck.

UK, The Independent: “Fine Imposed After Whale Kills Trainer”
I think this is a whale story.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Peace In The Middle East”
The question is piece of what?

Sweden, The Local: “Orgasm Church Flops”
Not with perverts like me.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Fence Separates Senior From Thugs”
Wow, that should calm down the thugs.

Czech Republic, Prague Post: “Approve Homeless Plan”
This should speed up people becoming homeless.

Norway, Norway Post: “Buy Before You Die”
There are no sale days in Heaven.

South Africa, Argus: “Cops Shot At Bull Run”
Sounds like a lot of bull to me.

USA, New York Post: “Obama Addresses Christian Faith Questions”
I’m glad he has faith in something after all the personal attacks.