HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden, The Local: “Drunken Ship Crash”
Every time you let a ship drink premium oil, the result is an overdose.

Norway, Norway Post: “Amend Child Porn Amendment”
Now kids can not use porn about adults.

South Africa, Argus: “Dog Sexually Assaulted”
Ouch!

South Africa, Argus: “Do You Love A Whale?”
No, but I love a whale of a story.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald; “Aboriginal MP Angry Over Slurs”
Too many or too few?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Rocket Carries Dummy Into Space”
I knew Sarah Palin was spacy, but I didn’t know she was a space traveler.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Russian Leads In Red Tape”
As a God Fearing American, I resent that claim. We Americans are first in everything.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Police Accused of Watching Female Prisoners”
Don’t they always?

USA, New York Post: “Mermaid Imposter Fills Void”
Sounds fishy to me.

Finland, Sanomat: “Police Find Bike Missing 12 Years”
Better late than never, I say.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Former Minister Refuses Drug Test”
He was too high to take one.

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