Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Sweden, The Local: “Drunken Ship Crash”
Every time you let a ship drink premium oil, the result is an overdose.
Norway, Norway Post: “Amend Child Porn Amendment”
Now kids can not use porn about adults.
South Africa, Argus: “Dog Sexually Assaulted”
South Africa, Argus: “Do You Love A Whale?”
No, but I love a whale of a story.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald; “Aboriginal MP Angry Over Slurs”
Too many or too few?
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Rocket Carries Dummy Into Space”
I knew Sarah Palin was spacy, but I didn’t know she was a space traveler.
Russia, Moscow Times: “Russian Leads In Red Tape”
As a God Fearing American, I resent that claim. We Americans are first in everything.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Police Accused of Watching Female Prisoners”
Don’t they always?
USA, New York Post: “Mermaid Imposter Fills Void”
Sounds fishy to me.
Finland, Sanomat: “Police Find Bike Missing 12 Years”
Better late than never, I say.
Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Former Minister Refuses Drug Test”
He was too high to take one.