HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Chickens Set For Flying Return”
Unless, they are chicken.

Sweden, The Local: “Three Naked Women In Forest Get Lost”
Here is one volunteer to find missing people.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Woman Dies Mysteriously In Bed”
Perhaps, she just over-slept.

USA, Newsday: “Lindsay Lohan Jailed Again”
Sounds like a story we heard before, we heard before, etc…

Norway, Norway Post: “Diaper Man Strikes Again”
This is one smelly story.

USA, New York Post: “25 Female Inmates Involved In Prostitution
If you arrest people for prostitution, what else should they do in jail?

South Africa, Argus: “Thanks For The Millions”
Daily song of Wall Street Folk

Israel, Haaretz: “De-Occupation Seder”
I assume it is Kosher.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “God Did Not Create Universe”
According to Fox News it was created by free enterprise.

UK, Guardian: “Lehman Brothers Blames Fed For Their Collapse”
The least the government could have done is check more closely on their operation.