Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
South Africa, Argus: “Man Fakes Burglary”
He robbed himself?
Sweden, The Local: “Sleepwalking Rapist Gets 2 Years”
Of solid sleep?
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Musician Sues Pepsi”
His burps were off tune.
Netherlands, Radio Netherlands: “Eating Insects”
A lack of stimulus can generate new foods.
UK, Guardian: “Smuggler Caught With 95 Snakes”
Try slithering out of this one.
China, China Daily: “Migrants Offered Free Condoms”
That’s one way to reduce immigrants.
Australia, Brisbane Times: “Burglar Asks For Hug”
It means a lot for me to be robbed by a loving burglar.
Norway, Norway Post: “Pregnancy Job Snub”
It’s not you, it’s the bulge.
Japan, Japan Times: “Fail To Keep Track Of Elderly People”
Tried checking grave yards?