HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press.

South Africa, Argus: “Why Zille Axed Max”
He was axing too many questions?

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Joker Sentenced”
To an eternity of laughter.

China, China Daily: “Fidel Makes First Speech In Four Years”
God, that silence was wonderful!

UK, The Independent: “Pope Chooses Rap Song For Visit”
And, you said the Pope wasn’t with modern times!

Sweden, The Local: “Elk Visits Clinic”
Did he have his health insurance card with him is the question.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Arhus Gets First Mosque”
Unfortunately, it is near the ancient castle of Hamlet and will have to move.

Norway, Norway Post: “Warhol Brillo Boxes Fake”
No brillo in any of them.

Australia, Brisbane Times; “Soldiers Set Out To Kill Civilians”
That is one way to reduce military casualties.

UAE, Kahleej Times; “Jupiter Eyes India For Expansion”
Has anyone told you Jupitarians that India is hot?

UK, The Independent: “Three Held Over Tiger Kidnap”
They certainly will never get the thousand golf clubs they demanded!