Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press.
South Africa, Argus: “Why Zille Axed Max”
He was axing too many questions?
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Joker Sentenced”
To an eternity of laughter.
China, China Daily: “Fidel Makes First Speech In Four Years”
God, that silence was wonderful!
UK, The Independent: “Pope Chooses Rap Song For Visit”
And, you said the Pope wasn’t with modern times!
Sweden, The Local: “Elk Visits Clinic”
Did he have his health insurance card with him is the question.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Arhus Gets First Mosque”
Unfortunately, it is near the ancient castle of Hamlet and will have to move.
Norway, Norway Post: “Warhol Brillo Boxes Fake”
No brillo in any of them.
Australia, Brisbane Times; “Soldiers Set Out To Kill Civilians”
That is one way to reduce military casualties.
UAE, Kahleej Times; “Jupiter Eyes India For Expansion”
Has anyone told you Jupitarians that India is hot?
UK, The Independent: “Three Held Over Tiger Kidnap”
They certainly will never get the thousand golf clubs they demanded!