Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
UK, The Independent: “Prostitute Apologizes”
For what she did or what she did not do?
Sweden, The Local: “Swedish Man Gored By Bull”
Sounds like a lot of bull to me.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: ‘Name Bomber In Picture”
Or, what’s left of him.
Norway, Norway Post: “Establish State Brothels”
That is one way to reduce masturbation which appears to be a concern of Republicans.
South Africa, Argus: “Zille Grilled”
Lightly over, I trust.
Australia, Brisbane Times: “Topless Coffee Shops”
At least they serve fresh milk.
South Africa, Mail&Guardian: “New Plan To Reduce Car Accidents”
No more use of automobiles?
Canada, Toronto Star: ‘No Canadians Killed in Bus Crash”
It may not be good news for Americans on the bus.
Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Chicken Prices Rise”
Let’s give this two clucks!
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Trump Offers To Buy Ground Zero Mosque”
He wants to build a hotel for visiting terrorists.