HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, The Independent: “Prostitute Apologizes”
For what she did or what she did not do?

Sweden, The Local: “Swedish Man Gored By Bull”
Sounds like a lot of bull to me.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: ‘Name Bomber In Picture”
Or, what’s left of him.

Norway, Norway Post: “Establish State Brothels”
That is one way to reduce masturbation which appears to be a concern of Republicans.

South Africa, Argus: “Zille Grilled”
Lightly over, I trust.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Topless Coffee Shops”
At least they serve fresh milk.

South Africa, Mail&Guardian: “New Plan To Reduce Car Accidents”
No more use of automobiles?

Canada, Toronto Star: ‘No Canadians Killed in Bus Crash”
It may not be good news for Americans on the bus.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Chicken Prices Rise”
Let’s give this two clucks!

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Trump Offers To Buy Ground Zero Mosque”
He wants to build a hotel for visiting terrorists.