HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK,The Independent: “Criminal Mastermind Pays $20 million”
Some “criminal” mastermind.

China, China Daily: “Teachers Told To Say No To Gifts”
Then, what’s the use of being a teacher?

Thailand, Bangkok Post: “Free Therapy For Migrant Workers”
Back support would be better.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “A Mirage Or An Oasis”
We Americans would opt for an oasis.

UK, Guardian: “Goodluck Jonathan Runs For President”
Good luck.

Kenya, Standard: “Place Where Dead Are Valued”
Mortuary?

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Gaga Goes Gaga Over Gay Ban”
This makes me gag.

Sweden, The Local: “Dirty Money”
Sounds as though one is talking about American business support for Republicans.

Norway, Norway Post: “Missing Statue Found”
I guess it’s not missing any more.

South Africa, Argus: “Community Chest Empty”
Not much of a community effort if you ask me.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Fake Cop Demands Fine”
Give him fake money!