Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Thieves Hid In Bank Vault”
At least the police did not have to run them down.

China, China Daily: ‘Journalist Jailed For Taking Bribes”
Good, he can now give bribes to the men who gave him bribes.

Singapore, Straits Times: “Golf Partner Thought He Departed”
Well, that is one way to win a game.

South Africa, Argus: “Plato No Good To This City”
They prefer Socrates.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Court Decides Bedroon Issues”
I assume court authorities want to test out the issues in a bed.

Sweden, The Local: “Quack Doctor Sentenced To Jail”
If he is a quack, I assume the jail is in a chicken coop.

Finland, Sanomat: “No Promise Of Warm Spell”

Canada, Toronto Star: “Should You Buy Retirement Insurance”
Of course, you could be dead on arrival at retirement.

Norway, Norway Post: “Distortion Festival
A night on Fox News.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Gay McDonald’s Ad”
The ad makes clear McDonald’s only serves gay people.