Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden, The Local: “Hotel Suspended For Sex Toys”
Is that why we go to hotels–for sex?

Canada, Toronto Star: “Condoms Clog Drains In Cities”
At least some folk are having fun times in these cities.

UK,The independent: “Obesity Linked To Milk”
I am no expert but suspect it is linked to eating too much food.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Super Monkeys Called In”
Gee, I didn’t know Congress was being called in to solve a problem.

South Africa, Argus: “No Mercy For Dance Teacher”
Dance, damn you, dance until you collapse!

Norway, Norway Post: “Getting Of Wisdom”
So, finally, members of the Tea Party will actually read the original Constitution.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Danes Girth Growing”
Me thinks some Danes could do with a bit of more cycling.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Boring Dragons”
I suspect a boring Dragon is more interesting than a boring Fox News analyst.

UK,Guardian: “Did jesus Rise From Dead”
If he rose today, he would take one look and return to the dead.

Sweden, The Local: “Landmark S & M Case”
I give this story one whip.

Finland, Sanomat: “Complaint, Too Much Talk In Parliament”
It’s not the length of talk, it’s what’s being said that is the complaint.