Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Sweden, The Local: “Hotel Suspended For Sex Toys”
Is that why we go to hotels–for sex?
Canada, Toronto Star: “Condoms Clog Drains In Cities”
At least some folk are having fun times in these cities.
UK,The independent: “Obesity Linked To Milk”
I am no expert but suspect it is linked to eating too much food.
Australia, Brisbane Times: “Super Monkeys Called In”
Gee, I didn’t know Congress was being called in to solve a problem.
South Africa, Argus: “No Mercy For Dance Teacher”
Dance, damn you, dance until you collapse!
Norway, Norway Post: “Getting Of Wisdom”
So, finally, members of the Tea Party will actually read the original Constitution.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Danes Girth Growing”
Me thinks some Danes could do with a bit of more cycling.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Boring Dragons”
I suspect a boring Dragon is more interesting than a boring Fox News analyst.
UK,Guardian: “Did jesus Rise From Dead”
If he rose today, he would take one look and return to the dead.
Sweden, The Local: “Landmark S & M Case”
I give this story one whip.
Finland, Sanomat: “Complaint, Too Much Talk In Parliament”
It’s not the length of talk, it’s what’s being said that is the complaint.