HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden, The Local: ‘Police Find Dead Body”
At least they got the body, now to find the murderer.

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “We Want To Be Legal”
The American people prefer competence over legality.

UK, The Independent: ‘Mystery Of Dying Bees”
Buzzzzz

Australia, Brisbane Times: “It’s Not Cricket”
It’s baseball.

Canada, Toronto Star; “No Right To Lawyer During Questioning”
But, you do have a right to confess.

South Africa, Argus: “Closet Burning A Hate Crime”
I thought they first had to come out of the closet.

Norway, Norway Post: “FBI Agents Cheat On Security Test”
They cheat on terror alerts, so what’s new?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Sorry For Virgin Crisis”
It’s getting so these days, one can hardly meet a real virgin.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Women Challenge Male Tea Houses”
I guess this means male strippers will have jobs.

USa, New York Daily News: “Women Found With 70 Cats In Car”
She wanted to meow around town.