HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

South Africa, Argus: “Pig Spotter”
This sure is not a story from Israel.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Cyclist Run Down By Train”
Let me explain, a train is a bit stronger than a bike. Got it, shmuck!

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Musician Plays With Toes”
I have a hunch he makes better music than the sounds coming from Congress.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Trouser Theft”
Lets get to the bottom of this one.

UAE, Khaleej Times: “Companies Recall Toys”
These are OUR toys to play with!

Ireland, Independent: “Hairdresser Nose Collapses”
Gesundheit!

USA, Army Times: “Army Launches Anti-Spice Campaign”
If you can’t beat the Taliban at least beat bad tasting meat.

UK, The Independent: “Bus Driver Too Fat”
How about widening the bus?

Australia, Brisbane Times: “City Cats Out Of Action”
I guess they are dogging it.

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Cops Recall Day Of Heist”
Wow, it was great, we walked into the bank and walked out with money!

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