HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Tiger Getting Used To New Life”
Only one new girl a day.

UAE, Khalleej Times: “Mexican Police Seize 100 Tons Of Marijuana”
It is high time they got the marijuana.

Sweden,The Local: “Sweden Considers Health Care For Illegals”
Heck, in America we can’t even get it for the legals.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Apple Store Has Germs”
In the computer or outside of them?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “New Drug Charge Against Chickens”
They were caught clucking while on cocaine.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Swedish Judge Arrests Assets”
Were they put in a bank or in a prison?

Australia, Canberra Times: “Australia Celebrates First Saint”
I assume they will keep him away from little boys.

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Tricks Women To Have Sex”
He,along with a few billion men.

Norway, Norway Post: “Christian Democrats Mull Name Change”
Hopefully, it is not the Jewish Democrats.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Ten Things You Need To Know”
Tea Party people are ignorant, repeat that ten times.

USA, New York Post: “Sex Offender Avoids Jail”
Gee, that must have been a disappointment.

UK, Guardian: “American Detergent Wars”
I’ll wash this one out of my mind.