Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments
Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Demand Lawmakers Return Salaries”
I’d prefer if they would return some of the laws they passed.
USA, Stars & Stripes: “Uncounted Ballots Found In Afghanistan”
Don’t worry, the Afghan government will count them the right way.
UK, The Independent: “Secrets Of The Mafia Mind”
Kill, Steal, Double Cross?
Ukraine, Kyiv Post: ‘Living With A Brain Tumor”
The American people after the last election.
Kenya, Standard: “MPs Call For Fairness In Graft”
We fairly took the bribes so we should be able to keep the dough.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Doubt Bank Robber Confessed”
OK, let him rob another bank, capture him and then film the confession.
China, China Daily: “China”s Internet Always Open”
To the secret police, I assume.
USA, New York Post: “Fiend Belongs In Hell”
I guess since he is not in Hell, you can get with him in Congress.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Prisoners Bribe Guards With Prostitutes”
These are one group of guards who will get blown away.
Finland, Sanomat: “Finns Suffer From Lack Of Vitamin D”
How about some Vitamin C?
