HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Demand Lawmakers Return Salaries”
I’d prefer if they would return some of the laws they passed.

USA, Stars & Stripes: “Uncounted Ballots Found In Afghanistan”
Don’t worry, the Afghan government will count them the right way.

UK, The Independent: “Secrets Of The Mafia Mind”
Kill, Steal, Double Cross?

Ukraine, Kyiv Post: ‘Living With A Brain Tumor”
The American people after the last election.

Kenya, Standard: “MPs Call For Fairness In Graft”
We fairly took the bribes so we should be able to keep the dough.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Doubt Bank Robber Confessed”
OK, let him rob another bank, capture him and then film the confession.

China, China Daily: “China”s Internet Always Open”
To the secret police, I assume.

USA, New York Post: “Fiend Belongs In Hell”
I guess since he is not in Hell, you can get with him in Congress.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Prisoners Bribe Guards With Prostitutes”
These are one group of guards who will get blown away.

Finland, Sanomat: “Finns Suffer From Lack Of Vitamin D”
How about some Vitamin C?