Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

South Africa, Argus: “Missing Deaf Girl Found”
Let’s give one loud cheer for this one.

China,China Daily: “Chinese Railroad In Saudi Arabia”
I assume it is drawn by some Arabian horses.

Sydney Morning Herald: ‘Paradise Lost”
America before Bush became president.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Breasts Best Defense Against Terrorism.”
Let’s milk this story for all its worth.

UK,Guardian: “Whose Bright Idea Was That?”
Well, if you elect Tea Party folk, we Americans soon may ask the Brits to take us back.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Serial Killer Hung’
How many times?

USA, Army Times: ‘You Can Nominate Boss For Rewards”
How about the reward being to hire rather than fire folk?

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Three Held After Suicide”
I have a hunch it will be difficult prosecuting people after their suicides.

Norway, Norway Post: “Three Prisoners Still On Run”
Huff, puff, when will this run end?

Hungary, Budapest Times: “Scotch Rumors of Tall Hungarian”
He was really a short Bulgarian.

India, Times Of India: ‘Not Without A Clean Chit”
Shit on this story.