Each week we offer a survey of headlines that appeared in the world press.

Denmark, Copenhagen Press: “Dr. Penis Guilt Of Fraud”
He just couldn’t get it up as promised.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Condition Critical For Sick Hospitals”
Let’s rush them some sick patients.

Yemen, Yemen Times: “Yemen Origin Of Humankind”
Are you boasting or complaining?

Qatar, Arab Times: “Taliban Blows Up Music Shops”
Some people blow their horn, the Taliban just blow it all up.

Sweden, The Local: “Man Dies By Jumping Off Building”
It would rate a headline if it said: Man Lives After Jumping Off Building.”

South Africa, Argus: “Police Don’t Finish The Job– Prostitutes”
Did their weapon go limp?

Germany, Der Spiegel: “Woman Dials 911 For Love”
I suspect she got a busy signal.

Australia, Canberra Times: “Bus Beheader Pleads Not Guilty”
Exactly how does one behead a bus?

Russia, St. Petersburg Times: “Rotten to The Core”
I could name a few bankers or financial wizards who fit this.

Hungary, Budapest Times: “An American Pest”
Rush Limbaugh?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Mail Order Sperm”
Does it come with an attachment?

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: Riyadh Book Fair Bans Books”
In Saudi Arabia they have book fairs to ban books.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Government Buys Radioactive House”
I suspect you can name several people who should be placed in it.

Singapore, Straits Times: “Nude Shot At Job Interview”
She didn’t want to bare all about her background.