Each day we offer a survey of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

USA, NY Daily News: “Reality Check”
How any American can believe Sarah Palin is qualified to be a waitress?

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Rough Justice”
Barack Obama got crushed for his political ineptness and silence.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Breasts Best Defense Against Terrorism”
Boy, we can milk this story for all its worth.

Turkey, Hurriyet; “Fertilizer Ups Profits”
Fox News is living proof of this statement.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Man Killed By Train”
We are happy to report there were no serious injuries to the train.

UK, The Independent: “David Gold Banned”
However, his sister Diane Silver is welcomed.

South Africa, Argus: “Government Built Open Toilets”
In fact, the US House of Representatives has an open toilet on its floor.

Sweden, The Local: “I’m Going To Sue Sweden”
How come it is not warm in the winter?

UK,Guardian: “Belgium Bans Prostitution”
Gee, why can’t we ban it in the halls of Congress?

Hungary, Budapest Times: “Thou Shall Not Teach Hungarian”
Hell, you are in Budapest, teach French in the Paris of the east!