Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Saudi Prince Builds Homes For Poor”
I assume they have swimming pools.
Kuwait, Kuwait Times: ‘Maids Accused Of Wtichcraft”
Obviously, they are members of the Democratic Party.
UK, Guardian: “Dentist Gets 20 Years For Murder”
I think we need to drill more into this case.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: ‘Not So Happily Ever After”
The story of America from 2009 on.
China, China Daily: “Cattle Join Protest In France”
People moon their opponents, cattle just moo.
UAE, Khaleej Times: “Open Heart Surgery For Poor”
First, we take the money out of their pockets and then comes the heart.
South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “I Sleep Very Well At Night”
America’s top one percent of wealthy folk.
USA, NY Daily News: “Squirrel Murder Mystery”
I think the nuts did it.
UK, Guardian: “”Christmas Xmas Tree Bomb Foiled”
No sweat, Santa comes by way of the chimney, not the forest.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Shock Of My Life”
Learning Barack Obama lacks a back bone.