Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Saudi Prince Builds Homes For Poor”
I assume they have swimming pools.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: ‘Maids Accused Of Wtichcraft”
Obviously, they are members of the Democratic Party.

UK, Guardian: “Dentist Gets 20 Years For Murder”
I think we need to drill more into this case.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: ‘Not So Happily Ever After”
The story of America from 2009 on.

China, China Daily: “Cattle Join Protest In France”
People moon their opponents, cattle just moo.

UAE, Khaleej Times: “Open Heart Surgery For Poor”
First, we take the money out of their pockets and then comes the heart.

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “I Sleep Very Well At Night”
America’s top one percent of wealthy folk.

USA, NY Daily News: “Squirrel Murder Mystery”
I think the nuts did it.

UK, Guardian: “”Christmas Xmas Tree Bomb Foiled”
No sweat, Santa comes by way of the chimney, not the forest.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Shock Of My Life”
Learning Barack Obama lacks a back bone.