HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK,The Independent: “A Tale Of Our Time”
This was not the best of our times, this was the worst of our times.

South Africa, Argus: “Cops Held For Theft”
I assume they are being held by cops who were not in on the theft.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: ‘I Just Don’t Like Women”
This is NOT a quote from Hugh Hefner.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Pensioners Planned Heist”
Of cookies on the lunch room counter.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Fake War Hero Sent To Jail”
Where do they send fake Congressmen?

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Scientists Create Singing Mouse”
His name is Foreign Minister Avigdor Lieberman, the mouse who roars nonsense in Israel.

Finland, Sanomat: “It’s All A Conspiracy”
How can we get a good conspiracy that benefits poor people?

Ireland,Independent: “Work Or Lose Dole”
Could we make that demand on Wall Street types?

USA, NY Post: “I killed Mom for Love”
Since I am motherless, could you reduce my sentence?