HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer as sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Ireland, Independent: “Accountant Naked With Mistress On Couch”
This is one accountant who is going after the bare facts.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Xmas Scrooges”
I believe the word, “scrooge” is spelled –R E P U B L I C A N.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Grinch From Iceland”
He can’t be any worse than the gingrich from Georgia.

UK, Guardian: “Archbishop: Rich Must Shoulder Load”
Them damn Socialists have now taken over the Vatican!

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Who Do They Think They Are?”
If you mean Congress– they work for lobbyists, that’s who they are!

South Africa, Argus: “Toilet Choice For Women”
Yeah, but what about toilet choices for Transvestites– sit or stand?

USA, NY Daily News: “Snow Shuts Down Theaters”
That’s snow business for you.

Canada, Toronto Star; “Tongue Tied”
Gee, how can we get Sarah Palin to be tongue tied?

Sweden, The Local: “Wheel Chair Thieves Caught”
I guess police followed the tracks.