HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

South Africa, Argus: “They Don’t Give A Damn”
A statement explaining Republican attitudes toward poor people.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “NASA Has Not Found Alien Life”
Have they checked planet Earth?

UK,The Independent: “Spain World Capital Of Prostitution”
Congress it the world capital of political prostitution.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Is He Gay?
No, he is sad.

Norway, Norway Post: “I Have Been Abandoned”
The American people have been abandoned by those who only care for Wall Street.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Does God Matter?”
The real question is does God express matter over what happens on this planet?

UK, The Independent: “Knighted For Service To Cadbury”
How sweet!

Sweden, The Local: “I Thought We Were Going To Crash”
We did, we elected Republicans to Congress.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Minister Not Hit By Egg”
I guess he just got egg on his face.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Drink, Sleep, Drive”
And, awake being dead.