Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK,The Independent: “Footballer Blackballed Over Sex Orgy”
He just wanted to kick ass.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Rat Runs Over Rider’s Face”
It paid the fare so what’s the problem?

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Lawn Mower Rape Case Ends”
I guess someone got mowed down.

Sweden, The Local: “Tulip Named For Prince”
How charming.

USA, New York Post: “Favre Files Retirement Papers”
Again and again and again…..

Turkey, Hurriyet; “Password For Starbucks Toilet”

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Maid Falls Nine Floors”
When she says, I clean, she means, I clean everything.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Wealthy Asked To Pay More”
Not, while the Republican party controls one house of Congress.

South Korea, Joong ank Daily: “Obama One Term President”
“Obama Approval Ratings Soar”

UK, Guardian: “Heinz Workers Agree To Deal”
It was signed in ketchup.