Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Get Rid Of Useless Academic Programs”
How about getting rid of useless academics?

Sweden, The Local: “Bedbugs Found On Swedish Trains”
So what, they paid their fare!

USA, Army Times: “Banks Apologize For Overcharging Troops”
Apologize, yes, refund, no.

Germany, Der Spiegel: “Family Minister Has First Baby”
Well, she IS the minister for family issues.

Netherlands, Dutch News: “Get Cows Outside”
Better moo outside than shit inside.

UK, Independent: “Honeymoon Man Suffers From Stress”
Lying down was OK, but getting it up was a stressful task.

South Africa, Argus: “Back To School To Find You Failed”
Failure is bad, but the tuition is a total failure to my bank account.

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Mull Magic Regulations”
Just say, “puff” and they will disappear.

Norway, Norway Post: “City Rat Free By 2015″
Sorry, it will take longer to get rid of our rat problem in Congress.