HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Turks Don’t Need Condoms”
They just need more children.

South Africa, Argus: “Rename Jails”
How about calling them Abu Ghraib Homes?

Sweden, The Local: ‘Library Seeks Guidance on Child Pornography”
Have you tried getting together a panel of predators?

China, China Daily: “Year of Rabbit”
With Republicans in control we will hop away from any intelligent laws.

Russia, Moscow Times: “God Absent In Russian Church Guide”
Jesus Christ!

USA, Army Times: “Sgt. Gets 20 Years For Mistreating Women”
Is it wrong to mistreat female soldiers? Honest, no one told me.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: ‘Police Accused Of Hiding Evidence”
I thought that was normal police procedure.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “In The Shadow Of Think Big”
In the Republican party, we think small. That is our mantra.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Gorilla Walks Like Human”
Not only walk like humans but also gets elected to Congress.

UK,Guardian: “Salvation Army Under Probe”
Drop another coin in the pot to help out.