HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Netherlands, Dutch News: “More People Leave Catholic Church”
I wonder why, it is a mystery.

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Are We Cerebral Cripples”
Yes, if we vote for the Tea Party.

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “State of Nation”
17,000,000 unemployed.

Ireland, Independent: “Record Level Of People Fear For Future”
Just look at the numbers after a year of idiot Republican control of Congress!

Canada, Toronto Star: “Drunk Fish”
That’s one way to handle being without a job.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “TV Executive Beheads Wife”
Wow, another new Reality show!

Sweden, The Local: “Sex Dream Essays”
Write them with passion.

USA, AOL: “Man Charged With Illegal Dental Practice”
OUCH!

Norway, Norway Post: “Body Found In Freezer”
OK, you’re unemployed, but you have food for days.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Adultery Site Causes Stir”
Give me the name, damn you!