HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: ‘Urination Summit”
Another name for a Republican conclave.

Sweden, The Local: ‘Hunters Fail To Meet Wolf Quota”
I guess they will not have a howling time.

Japan, Japan Times: “Vow To Repatriate Dead Soldiers”
There is an election in Chicago and they need more voters.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Appeasement In Our Time”
Barack Obama in any meeting with Republicans.

Russia, Moscow Times: “An Imitation Government”
The United States of America, circa, 2011.

USA, Aol.com: ‘Scissors Left In Patient”
That is a very cutting remark.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Man Forecloses On Bank”
Every person’s dream.

South Africa, Argus: “Brother Killed By Train”
There will be a funeral on the tracks.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Tries To Kill Wife With Grenade”
This is one marriage that will blow up.

Greece, Kathimerini: “Big Sell Out”
The American people by members of the Tea Party.