Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Broken Ship Toilets”
Enough with such shitty reporting.

USA, NY Daily News: “Liberals Hate Women”
Particularly those of the idiot persuasion like Sarah.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Surviving In Hell”
I suspect that is a valid description of the US House Of Representatives.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Ban Skinny Models On Catwalk”
Better on the catwalk then in beds.

Sweden, The Local: “Pilot Fell Asleep In The Cockpit”
Is this wrong to do?

Turkey, Hurriyet; ‘Higher Onion Prices
This story brings tears to my eyes.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Do 8 Year-Olds Need Anti-Aging Makeup?”
Kids, being a nine year old is not so bad.

UK, The Independent: “Rise Of Nit Wits”
If you want evidence, just check in at a Tea Party meeting.

Netherlands, Dutch News: ‘Hotels Expect Papal Bonanza”
I’ll pray that happens.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Mufti Calls For Women To Cover Up”
How about men covering up their flies?