Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK,Guardian: “Berlusconi Undergoes Face Surgery”
We suspect Silvio needs some cutting off of that piece of his anatomy below the waist line.

South Africa, Argus: “Baboons Ate Out Lunch”
Big deal, in America the wolves in Congress ate our bargaining rights.

Sweden, The Local: “God’s House Built In Stockholm”
Don’t tell that to the Tea Party, they know God is an American

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: Atheist Society Growing”
God damn it!

Turkey, Hurriyet: “A Woman Scorned”
Sarah Palin when applying for membership in any organization requiring proof of intelligence.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Presidential Campaign Kicks Off In Kazakhistan”
Fox News will be on the scene to report on how Liberals are linked to al-Qaeda.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Better Decisions With Full Bladder”
Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “We Need Help”
The cry of working people in America.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Nixon Returns”
These days Richard Nixon comes across as a flaming liberal!

Russia, Moscow Times: “Chamber Of Commerce Gets New Head”
It would help more if it got a new heart.

Germany, Der Spiegel: “Eva Braun Story”
How a girl from a small Bavarian town met and fell in love with a young house painter and lived happily ever after.