HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer a sample of headlines which appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Palin’s Parents Sleep With Guns”
I guess that’s why she shoots off her mouth.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Immigration Minister Fired”
He is migrating to Sweden.

China, China Daily: “China Promises To Reduce Poverty
Even if it means killing a few people.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Japanese Chef Wanted In Bangka”
To cook or to be eaten?

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Democracy Is More Than Elections”
In America, it is more to do with money.

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Ombudsman Faces Impeachment”
Has he consulted an ombudsman?

Sweden, The Local: “Have An Affair”
Particularly, if your name is Charlie Sheen.

Norway, Norway Post: “Chaplain Jailed For Sex With Prisoner”
They want to make certain he can continue the affair

South Africa, Argus: “How To Spot A Toad”
Easy, visit Congress in action.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Consider Leaving Tokyo”
NOW, he tells me!