Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

India, Times Of India: “A Million Sardines Die”
Sounds like a fishy story to me.

South Africa, Argus: “Save Fuel”

Toronto Star: “Guilty In Dog Attack”
I hope this person ceases attacking dogs.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Women’s Body In Suitcase”
That is one way to make a quick departure.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Breast Fed Babies Brighter”
Now, I know why I am so smart.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Bishop: Sing, Damn It Sing!”
And, that is not the Lord telling you that!

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Saudi – British Group To Visit Country”
I assume they will oil the way with money.

Sweden, The Local: “Alcoholic Doc Keeps Practicing”
How to become an alcoholic doc?

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Muslims-Jews Agree On Circumcision”
Now, if they can only agree on West Bank settlements.

South Africa, Argus: “Last Chance To Vote”
Before Republicans cancel voting on grounds it is a British idea.