Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
India, Times Of India: “A Million Sardines Die”
Sounds like a fishy story to me.
South Africa, Argus: “Save Fuel”
Toronto Star: “Guilty In Dog Attack”
I hope this person ceases attacking dogs.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Women’s Body In Suitcase”
That is one way to make a quick departure.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Breast Fed Babies Brighter”
Now, I know why I am so smart.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Bishop: Sing, Damn It Sing!”
And, that is not the Lord telling you that!
Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Saudi – British Group To Visit Country”
I assume they will oil the way with money.
Sweden, The Local: “Alcoholic Doc Keeps Practicing”
How to become an alcoholic doc?
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Muslims-Jews Agree On Circumcision”
Now, if they can only agree on West Bank settlements.
South Africa, Argus: “Last Chance To Vote”
Before Republicans cancel voting on grounds it is a British idea.