Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK,The Independent: “Two Little Pigs”
Big deal, I can show you over 500 in Congress.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Kuwait Navy Joins Troops In Bahrain”
Somehow, an encounter with the Kuwait navy does not rank with my greatest fears in life.

Ukraine, Kyiv Post: “Prosecutor Under Investigation”
Hopefully, for himself, by himself.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Reporter Irks Putin, Beaten”
This is NOT news

Sweden, The Local: ‘Killer Unlawfully Kills Twelve”
So, you can lawfully kill twelve?

Canada, Toronto Star: “Can You Expel Tenant For Loud Sex”
No, but you can, if he won’t invite you to join in.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Bride Arrested At Own Wedding”
By, the groom, I assume.

Norway, Norway Post: “Elderly Man Lay Dead For 3 Years”
He WAS always sort of quiet.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “No Second Chances”
Obama is now on his fourth chance.

South Africa Argus: “Fred’s Sad End”
Condemned to write this blog!