Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Portugal, Portugal News: “For Whom The Bell Tolls”
No bell tolls good news for Americans.

USA, NY Daily News: “Six Charged With Stealing 600,000 Condoms”
They were just too tired to run away.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Bishop Sings”
Sing it, damn it, sing!

Pakistan, Daily Times: “Failure To indict”
How does one indict the entire US Congress for fraud?

France, Connexion: “Sarkozy Sacks Diversity Minister”
I assume he does not like people with diverse views.

Norway, Norway Post: “Toilet Scare”
This is what we term a shitty story.

Sweden, The Local: “Pride Or Prejudice”
I have a hunch Republicans suffer from both.

Finland, Sanomat: “Street Children Grow Up”
Poorly, I assume.

UK, The Independent: “War Is Peace”
According to George Bush, all wars end when he announces they conclude.

Czech Republic, Prague Daily Monitor: “Is Donald Duck A Political Leader?
In America he is called John Boehner.