Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Rob 101 Year Old Man Of Food Money”
Score another one for the Republican Congress in its efforts to protect the wealthy.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times; “Cleric Wants Ban On Alcohol And Gym Activities”
I assume this means Mossad agents drink and do physical exercise.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Gang Members Exempt From Job Training”
We certainly don’t want to get them switching from robbing to working in a plant.

Canada, Toronto Star: ‘How To Spot Real McCoy”
He does not speak with a Jewish New York accent.

Sweden, The Local: “Swedes Live Longer”
I’m 80, when is the next flight to Stockholm?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Danes Want Foreigners To Be Like Us”
Does that mean I have to have a Danish for breakfast?

UK,The Independent: “Maternity Wards In Crisis”
Let’s not wail about this story.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Portable Toilet”
We can’t even control shit in the modern world.

Norway, Norway Post: “Dead Cannot Speak”
Be glad, you don’t want to know what they think about humanity these days.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Tainted Water Dumped Into Ocean”
I think there will be a whale of a complaint about this.

China, China Daily: “No Government Concerns About Burial Fees”
Exactly how can a dead person complain about this??