Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Sweden, The Local: “Probe Sex Chamber”
I trust it was a satisfying probe.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Foreign Minister Tells Danes To Leave Japan”
I assume this government official is an anti-earthquake bigot.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Need Elderly Back To Work”
They have too much time on their hands and loaf around.
Canada, Toronto Star: “I’m Not A Bad Person”
I’m just a member of the Republican Party.
South Africa, Argus: “Leisure Execs Got To Jail”
And, a pleasant time was had by all.
UK, Guardian: “Do You Believe In Tall Tales?”
Then support the Rep. Ryan tax program.
Norway, Norway Post: “Naked Scandinavians Banned From Facebook”
But, welcomed on MySpace.
Germany, Der Spiegel: “My Wife Is Fully Against..”
Fill in whatever you like.
USA, New York Post: “More Doctors, More Nurses”
Australia, Brisbane Times: “Sympathy For Devil”
Just another Republican program to restore America to greatness.