HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, Independent; “Body Brought To Hospital, Left In Coffin”
Well, that is one way to reduce the cost of medical care.

USA, Army Times: “General Petraeus Predicts More Fighting”
And, you can quote him on this amazing statement.

Canada, Toronto Star: “How About Free Beer”
I guess if we lose our jobless benefits, beer is the only thing left to make us happy.

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “No Guns In Court Says Judge”
The NRA has that judge in its gun sights.

Sweden, The Local: “Patients Told Go Back To Africa”
Witch doctors are less expensive.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Woman Dies After Buttock Injection”
What an asinine story!

Australia, Brisbane Times: “I Made A Terrible Mistake”
I voted for a Republican!

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Term Limits For Cuban Leaders”
From now on they are restricted to one term of fifty years.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “New Law On Domestic Violence”
Only one domestic violence complaint allowed each month.

Norway, Norway Post: “A Load Of Rubbish”
The Congressman Ryan tax proposal.