Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Police Interrupt Cannibal’s Dinner”
I hope they at least gave him a chance to burp.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Contract Out Garbage Pick Up”
I wonder if I could get the contract for Fox News.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Trouble For KFC Staff”
What’s wrong, not enough clucks?

Denmark,Copenhagen Post: “Denmark To Grab North Pole”
I assume they checked with Santa Claus!

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Assad Needs More Time For Reform”
He certainly needs a few more weeks to kill off the opposition.

Singapore, Straits Times: “US Sues Starbucks For Firing Dwarf”
I guess they short-changed him.

USA, Army Times: “Birth Rates Rise As Soldiers Return”
I believe this is termed, Sex 101.