Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

South Africa, Argus: “Most Wanted Man Nabbed”
Oh, did they finally capture Rush Limbaugh?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Allow Gay Marriages”
Next, they will les be an all sorts of marriages.

USA, Newsday: “Afghan War Vet To Return Home”
The only question is: dead or alive?

UK,Guardian: “Watermelons Explode”
I guess Fox News will blame Obama for this one.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Puppets Come To Festival”
Big deal, they always come to Republican conventions.

Sweden, The Local: “Women Pregnant Despite Abortion”
I assume this is a case of an immaculate conception.

USA, NY Daily News: “Truck Hits Man”
We are pleased to report the truck is doing well.