Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Ash Cloud Approaches
“Ash Cloud Near Miss”
At least one headline is correct.

UK, Independent: “Untold Story Of Gagging Order”
The very thought of this story makes me gag.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Russia Signs Anti-Bribery Convention”
I wonder who was paid off to sign this agreement.

USA, Army Times: “We’re Not Worried”
The feeling of Wall Street bankers to talk about government regulation.

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Crack Down On Amorous Drivers”
How about giving them a copy of the Koran to read before kissing?

Netherlands, Dutch News: “Inciting Hate”
Name a Republican candidate and you have the source.

Germany, Der Spiegel; “Reading Can Make You Dumb”
Definitely, if you read the New York Post.