Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UAE, Khaleej Times: “Let Police Know Vacation Place”
A lot easier to rob your house.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Defense White Paper Wrong”
It’s supposed to be a Black Paper!

France, Connexion: “Karzai Issues Last Warning”
This comes after the last warning.

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Film Wins Award”
Gee, it proves it Cannes win.

UK, Independent: “Obama To Win Must Be Upbeat”
Provide jobs and he will be vaulting over buildings.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “US Hamburger Chain Opens In Turkey”
It definitely will not be selling turkey sandwiches.

UK, Guardian: “Minister Offended Over Apache Plan””
I said Commanche, not Apache!