Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Mystery Deepens Over Poisoning”
Elect a Muslim from Kenya and he poisons America.

Sweden, The Local: “Busy Night For Stealing”
They get tired breaking into homes and stealing.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Naked Passenger Disrupts Plane Flight”
She just received a tweet from Anthony Weiner.

Japan, Japan Times: “Embrace Tropical Storms”
Just don’t hang around to be in one.

USA, NY Daily News: “Biker Pulled Over For Sexy Outfit”
Was she riding next to a bus that had a picture of the Constitution?

Norway, Norway Post: “Students Charged With Money Laundering”
At least they are washing something they possess.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “After Shock Hits Church”
Don’t mess with the big guy up in the sky!