Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Famous New York Bakery To Enter Turkish Market”
Bagels, anyone?

France, Connexion: “Reliable Man Wins French Derby”
He defeated Unreliable Woman.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Why Is MP Buying Weed?”
Have you sat through a session of any government legislature?

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Another Attack On Workers”
I assume Republicans in Congress passed another law.

Sweden, The Local: “Man Convicted Of Sex With Sheep”
Ba, ba, ba to this story.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Crime Writers Kill In US”
No problem, as long as they kill foreigners.

China, China Daily: “Students Lash Out At Dummies”
That is not a nice thing to do with Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann.