Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Bomber Hates Flying”
So would you if the plane blew up.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Most Belgians Beg For Waffle”
Me, I prefer pancakes.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Front Lawn Disappears”
See what happens when you hire illegal immigrants?

USA, New York Post: “Ban Foreigners In Tango Contest”
In Republican America, we Americans are Number One at everything.

Egypt, Al-Ahram: “Constitution First, Democracy Later”
How about a constitutional democracy?

Sweden, The Local: “Swedish Youth Invited To Nazi Summer Camp”
One heck of a heil.

France, Connextion: “3000 More Jobs For Disabled”
So, does this mean I should get disabled if I want a job?

UK, Independent: “Won’t Cut Taxes Or Welfare”
Of course not they work on Wall Street.